Cheese: an Explanation

Let me explain something. 


Cheese plate -- Paris

is a cheese plate.

And this:


is a wanna-brie .

Opening up the familiar wood box, I was astonished to find a sealed
plastic tub inside.  Think of the “hankie” scene from the opening
of “The Commitments”.

Look more closely at the labelling — from the country that has to
label when its cheese is food:

brie cheese food


It is, indeed, “CheezWhiz” with brie flavour undertones. 

And, lest there be any doubt about its “real”ness — check the
ingredients, the first of which is “natural cheese”.  Cheddar
cheese, no less.


It is a relief to know it contains dairy.


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