Let me explain something.
This:
is a cheese plate.
And this:
is a wanna-brie .
Opening up the familiar wood box, I was astonished to find a sealed
plastic tub inside. Think of the “hankie” scene from the opening
of “The Commitments”.
Look more closely at the labelling — from the country that has to
label when its cheese is food:
It is, indeed, “CheezWhiz” with brie flavour undertones.
And, lest there be any doubt about its “real”ness — check the
ingredients, the first of which is “natural cheese”. Cheddar
cheese, no less.
It is a relief to know it contains dairy.
Wow.