{"id":87,"date":"2008-12-09T21:46:04","date_gmt":"2008-12-10T02:46:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.knitbot.org\/blog\/2008\/12\/09\/cheese-an-explanation\/"},"modified":"2008-12-09T21:46:04","modified_gmt":"2008-12-10T02:46:04","slug":"cheese-an-explanation","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.knitbot.org\/blog\/2008\/12\/09\/cheese-an-explanation\/","title":{"rendered":"Cheese:  an Explanation"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Let me explain something.&nbsp; <\/p>\n<p>This:<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"width: 500px; height: 375px;\" alt=\"Cheese plate -- Paris\" src=\"http:\/\/www.knitbot.org\/BlogHTML\/2008\/Wanna-Brie\/IMG_0543-blog.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>\nis a <span style=\"font-style: italic;\">cheese<\/span> plate.<\/p>\n<p>\nAnd this:<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"width: 500px; height: 667px;\" alt=\"wanna-brie\" src=\"http:\/\/www.knitbot.org\/BlogHTML\/2008\/Wanna-Brie\/IMG_0910-blog.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>is a<span style=\"font-style: italic;\"> wanna-brie<\/span> .<\/p>\n<p>Opening up the familiar wood box, I was astonished to find a sealed<br \/>\nplastic tub inside.&nbsp; Think of the &#8220;hankie&#8221; scene from the opening<br \/>\nof &#8220;The Commitments&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>Look more closely at the labelling &#8212; from the country that has to<br \/>\nlabel when its cheese is food:<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"width: 500px; height: 375px;\" alt=\"brie cheese food\" src=\"http:\/\/www.knitbot.org\/BlogHTML\/2008\/Wanna-Brie\/IMG_0909-blog.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>\n<img decoding=\"async\" style=\"width: 500px; height: 375px;\" alt=\"spred\" src=\"http:\/\/www.knitbot.org\/BlogHTML\/2008\/Wanna-Brie\/IMG_0911-blog.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>It is, indeed, &#8220;CheezWhiz&#8221; with brie flavour undertones.&nbsp; <\/p>\n<p>And, lest there be any doubt about its &#8220;real&#8221;ness &#8212; check the<br \/>\ningredients, the first of which is &#8220;natural cheese&#8221;.&nbsp; Cheddar<br \/>\ncheese, no less.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"width: 500px; height: 375px;\" alt=\"contents\" src=\"http:\/\/www.knitbot.org\/BlogHTML\/2008\/Wanna-Brie\/IMG_0912-blog.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>It is a relief to know it contains dairy.<\/p>\n<p>Wow.<\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Let me explain something.&nbsp; This: is a cheese plate. And this: is a wanna-brie . Opening up the familiar wood box, I was astonished to find a sealed plastic tub inside.&nbsp; Think of the &#8220;hankie&#8221; scene from the opening of &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.knitbot.org\/blog\/2008\/12\/09\/cheese-an-explanation\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[2,6,8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-87","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-all","category-misc","category-photo-op"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7dQdt-1p","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.knitbot.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/87","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.knitbot.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.knitbot.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.knitbot.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.knitbot.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=87"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.knitbot.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/87\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.knitbot.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=87"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.knitbot.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=87"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.knitbot.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=87"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}