{"id":84,"date":"2008-12-07T16:44:45","date_gmt":"2008-12-07T21:44:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.knitbot.org\/blog\/2008\/12\/07\/yarn-surprise\/"},"modified":"2008-12-07T16:44:45","modified_gmt":"2008-12-07T21:44:45","slug":"yarn-surprise","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.knitbot.org\/blog\/2008\/12\/07\/yarn-surprise\/","title":{"rendered":"Yarn Surprise"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The other day, DH approached me with a box of yarn in hand, prompting<br \/>\nme to retreat and utter some sailorly language.&nbsp; The attentive<br \/>\nwill note that this is not my expected reaction to yarn; certainly, it<br \/>\nwas not what DH might have expected.<\/p>\n<p>The problem was that it was a box that had been hiding in the basement<br \/>\n(no difficult feat, given the number of ignored boxes down<br \/>\nthere).&nbsp; It was a box full of remnants of yarns from projects gone<br \/>\nby &#8212; projects from 2 decades ago, and more.&nbsp;&nbsp; Some of the<br \/>\nlabels on these acrylic yarns were from department stores &#8212; back when<br \/>\nZellers &amp; Eaton&#8217;s had their own house brand of yarn!<\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t feel I can throw it out &#8212; it is, after all Perfectly Good<br \/>\nYarn.&nbsp; It&#8217;s just not something I want to knit with<br \/>\nanymore.&nbsp;&nbsp; And there isn&#8217;t really enough of any given<br \/>\ncolour\/weight to just give it away.&nbsp; (I also have troubles with<br \/>\nthe concept: &#8220;I&#8217;m done with this crap &#8212; I thought you might like&nbsp;<br \/>\nit.&#8221;)<\/p>\n<p>Really, the issue is that my current stash is already seriously<br \/>\nbursting out of its generous storage space (some 14 stacking plastic<br \/>\nfiler drawers).&nbsp; I don&#8217;t want more space to store yarn:&nbsp; I<br \/>\nwant to knit down the beautiful yarns I&#8217;ve already got in hand!&nbsp;<br \/>\nSo, in some sense, the reaction to the box was that it was like having<br \/>\na box of &#8220;time you don&#8217;t have&#8221; waved under my nose.&nbsp; Sigh.&nbsp;<br \/>\nKnew that already.<\/p>\n<p>I did go through the box and mostly filed away the bits and ends &#8212;<br \/>\nincluding the letter that accompanied the return of the project in<br \/>\nprogress as the <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Sweater_curse\">Sweater<br \/>\nCurse<\/a> kicked in.&nbsp; Now, <span style=\"font-style: italic;\">that<\/span><br \/>\nwas a while ago&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The other day, DH approached me with a box of yarn in hand, prompting me to retreat and utter some sailorly language.&nbsp; The attentive will note that this is not my expected reaction to yarn; certainly, it was not what &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.knitbot.org\/blog\/2008\/12\/07\/yarn-surprise\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[2,5,6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-84","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-all","category-knitting","category-misc"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7dQdt-1m","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.knitbot.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/84","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.knitbot.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.knitbot.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.knitbot.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.knitbot.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=84"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.knitbot.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/84\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.knitbot.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=84"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.knitbot.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=84"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.knitbot.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=84"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}