{"id":104,"date":"2009-03-14T21:32:25","date_gmt":"2009-03-15T02:32:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.knitbot.org\/blog\/2009\/03\/14\/when-is-a-table-not-a-table\/"},"modified":"2009-03-14T21:32:25","modified_gmt":"2009-03-15T02:32:25","slug":"when-is-a-table-not-a-table","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.knitbot.org\/blog\/2009\/03\/14\/when-is-a-table-not-a-table\/","title":{"rendered":"When is a Table not a Table?"},"content":{"rendered":"<h1><\/h1>\n<p>When is a (meeting) table not a table?<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"width: 500px; height: 375px;\" alt=\"Not a meeting table\" src=\"http:\/\/www.knitbot.org\/BlogHTML\/2009\/NotTable\/NotMeetingTable.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>When it is a <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Rube_Goldberg_machine\">Rube Goldberg<\/a> implementation of a table:<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"width: 500px; height: 667px;\" alt=\"under not table\" src=\"http:\/\/www.knitbot.org\/BlogHTML\/2009\/NotTable\/IMG_1161-blog.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Yes, those are vise grips and hinges you see under there.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"width: 500px; height: 667px;\" alt=\"close up vise grips\" src=\"http:\/\/www.knitbot.org\/BlogHTML\/2009\/NotTable\/IMG_1158-blog.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>And it all looked so innocent with the table clothes!<\/p>\n<div class=\"zemanta-pixie\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"zemanta-pixie-img\" src=\"http:\/\/img.zemanta.com\/pixy.gif?x-id=6878a68b-128c-4caa-8215-04a53ebdc22d\" \/><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When is a (meeting) table not a table? When it is a Rube Goldberg implementation of a table: Yes, those are vise grips and hinges you see under there. And it all looked so innocent with the table clothes!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[2,3,8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-104","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-all","category-diversion","category-photo-op"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7dQdt-1G","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.knitbot.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/104","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.knitbot.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.knitbot.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.knitbot.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.knitbot.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=104"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.knitbot.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/104\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.knitbot.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=104"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.knitbot.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=104"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.knitbot.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=104"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}